I'm a Dork.

Not penis, dork.
idiot dork.
Dweeb?
Nub?
I don't know.
Whatever works,
Whatever floats your boat,
ha,
I've always wanted to say that.
... And this is why,
Why i'm a dork.
.... haha...
I never tire,
Of reading memories.
Hey, Mr. Keig,
You're not "My Fearless Leader" Anymore.
And I don't mess up as bad anymore.
... hehe.
As Bad.
It's weird how people make promises
That don't last.
That never even have a chance of getting to last.
Like one promise to think of someone,
While i'm flying.
Allll the way to Chicago.
I'll keep the promise.
Because i'm like that.
I'm a dork like that.
....
Just like that.
For my beaner friend.
haha.
- Kurt Lantion
  (Your Wise Adviser)